Louis C.K.: Chewed Right up (2008) – Transcript

F*ggot failed to mean gay

Good morning, all right… thanks a lot, ok f*ggot the method that you doin’ Disappointed, We called him good f*ggot. Whenever i was a young child, I did not even know exactly what homosexual is, We had not started told that individuals do this, I had zero fucking tip. While i are children, you entitled some one an excellent f*ggot while they was indeed getting a great f*ggot, y’know. Another person’s simply being an excellent f*ggot. “Neee,” Shut up f*ggot. “You aren’t designed to play with those individuals for the.” Shut up f*ggot. I might never ever telephone call a gay guy a great f*ggot, except if he was being a good f*ggot. However as they are homosexual, do you really understand? If i watched a couple of males blowing one another, I don’t know as to the reasons I am watching her or him exercise, in case I just occurred to help you. We find two fellas blowing each other on the their respective “penisia” That’s plural to have penis that we conceived now… “penisia” I would feel respectful to them, y’know, “Good morning gentlemen.” In case included in this grabbed the new knob of their throat and you can already been acting all of the faggy and stating annoying faggy things. “You are sure that individuals from Phoenix try Phoenisians” or something like that. I would personally resemble “hi shut up f*ggot, FAAAAGGGOOT” End getting a f*ggot and suck you to penis, that’s what I would say to them. I don’t know, We would not phone call anybody a suggest label for drawing a manhood, since if your suck a dick, that’s super, We respect your. Since the I can’t do so, I am talking about We haven’t tried and unsuccessful, I just, I put me around inside my head and i couldn’t create they once the I’m frightened, that’s the only cause This is why, whenever you can bring a dick I think that there’s a beneficial power in starting to be able to do you to definitely, I believe that. Really don’t believe that blowing individuals will come with ease in order to somebody, though it’s something that you basically do, most of the the brand new penis has to take somethin’ outta you. There has to be something that you gotta do in order to get yourself ready, y’know, “[clears lips] ok, right here we go” [exhales] “ahaha, you.. I’m gonna bring ya” “muahaha oookay, Right here We Wade!” Very, f*ggot, I’m not sure.

I miss you to definitely keyword, k’now, We spent my youth stating that phrase and you can, After all, it never created gay

Many terminology that are not bad conditions, but some somebody start using her or him a lot to harm almost every other individuals immediately after which they be crappy and become hard to explore. Discover terms which i love that we cannot play with once the most other someone make use of them wrong in order to hurt someone else. For instance the keyword c*nt was a gorgeous term, in my experience there clearly was merely charm in this keyword, and i indicate such as for example asthetically it’s chocolates-y and you can round to the concludes. I simply… c*nt, I simply for instance the method it sounds. Really don’t use it because the an enthusiastic insult, I am by yourself on the washing such “c*nt, c*nt” I recently including stating it I would personally never ever label a lady a c*nt, except for my personal mom while the she likes it for almost all strange cause, but.. it’s a highly misused word, it’s supposed to imply pussy, which i do not think performs whatsoever just like the vagina’s are sweet these are typically nothing rather things with flow pedal-y lips. I hear a piccalo during my direct anytime We find a good snatch. For even vaginas that is also severe, they should be entitled including “fala-lala” There has to be good butterfly fluttering around all snatch just every committed, a tiny butterfly. You go to your medical professional and you can he’s such as for instance “Really the latest butterfly looks good so we’re who is fit” How can you glance at something rather and you can state “Which is a-c*NT” that doesn’t fit whatsoever. Possibly when it try an enormous vagina also it was attacking an urban area and you may putting vehicles to and you can slamming more phone posts You might say “Hey, some one capture one c*nt which have an effective bazooka!” It’s likely to step-on the brand new sweets store! Very, f*ggot, c*nt.